Dear Danny Robins at Uncanny,
We have a cat who likes to hide in out of the way hidey holes around the house. A couple of times recently we’ve found it impossible to find the cat, but with all exterior doors locked the cat has turned up hours later, just wandering around looking for us…
Danny: So team, what do we think?
Evelyn: Well, it sounds like the cat might have discovered a portal in to the world outside the house that allows it to come and go without detection. Or maybe, here’s one to think about, the cat is going through a timeslip and it’s actually present in another time when they’re looking for it in their own time.
Danny: Very good ideas, certainly something to think about. And Ciaran what do you think?
Ciaran: Cats can be very good at hiding so it sounds like the cat might have found somewhere in the house that the family just haven’t checked yet.
Danny: But they said they’d searched the whole house and found no trace of it…
(continues in a similar vein for the next 55 minutes)